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I was playing this web based thingy called GAIA and take its drivers test lolz.
The Answer to each question was just funny (I'll just put the funny answer). Heres how it goes:

1. In America, we traditionally drive...
~Blindfolded and fancy-free


4. To maintain control of the car, you should put your hands at the following positions on the steering wheel:
~One hand at 6 o'clock, the other hand flipping the bird
~Look ma, no hands!

5. A red traffic light means:
~Incoming missles
~ You win! Speed through the intersecton to claim your reward!

6. You should honk the horn only...
~When you see a fine lady

7. A "yeild" sign means...
~Nothing; its just purely decorative

8. You should buckle your seatbelt...
~Only if you plan on performing an daredevil stunts
~Only if you're driving with the doors open

9. You should never _____ a double yellow line.
~Write mournful country & western song about it

10. It's illegal to drive...
~Unshaven
~Without one of those "peeing Calvin" bumper stickers


WTH!

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